Thursday, September 23, 2010

Seriously? Is this my life?!?!?

(singing) my life just hasn't been the same...Baby if I ever get the chance again I would sacrafice...I gotta let you know I feel so weak without your touch...I never thought that I could ever love a man so much...I gotta let let you know I think we are destiny..I'm goin crazy...I need to be your lady...from the moment that I met you its been so damn real...I'm fallin so deeply...

I had that song in my head. Can you say old school. LOL I have been hearing a lot of these older songs lately. Kinda takes a person back ya know.

Ok, on to my BOTD (blog of the day). Seriously, I swear this happens to me all the time. My boss told me that I missed my calling after I told him about yesterday's elevator story. Geesh. Someone else today...a complete stranger in the cafeteria at work...hello people...the freaking cafeteria? Really? (sigh) Another grass is never greener story. Except this time I had 45 freaking minutes to listen to this chick whose name I never caught and quite frankly I think I will start bringing my lunch to work. I think I will also wear a trenchcoat and wear sunglasses. Dark ones. Ok. So this girl proceeds to tell me her complete life story. I do not take joy in other's people's problems. I don't mind listening...if I know you and you are my friend, but perfect strangers...come on. I think they tell a person they don't know because they don't have anyone else to tell. Obviously if you tell someone you know then it is no longer a secret. Right? Right. This doesn't just happen to me at work, or in the elevator...it happens in restaurants, dressing rooms while standing in line, the grocery store...I swear sometimes I just want to turn around, say Seriously? and walk the heck away! My lunchtime chick proceeds to tell me that she thinks she is having an affair. What? What is it with affairs lately? It's like being pregnant...either you are or aren't. There is no grey area. Right? She tells me that she isn't sure she wants to be married. She has been married for almost 3 years. Ok- they are supposed to be in like newlywed stage or something right. So, I'm thinking....what the heck. Heh. Maybe she didn't love this guy to begin with. She loves this guy at her office. Ok- don't dip your pen in the office ink! Get YOUR OWN INK!!!!! Geesh. Office affairs. I swear every day lately seems like Days of Our lives. (sigh). Anyway, she tells me that she thinks he feels the same way. WAIT! Thinks? She thinks he feels the same way? What is wrong with this girl. She has not done the deed YET but she somehow feels emotionally attached to this guy. (rolling my eyes) From here I just listen and don't utter another word because I CANNOT believe what I am hearing. MORON! UGH!

People seriously...do not tell me about your mental affairs. I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna know. Either stay with your husband and work it out or get divorced. It's simple.

Until next time.....follow your mother's advice and DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS!!!!

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